May 2012
pigeonsatan:
orbitars:
how to summon pigeon satan:
draw pentagram
sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
Homestuck minus Hussie
wariofan63:
ogremom:
when my sister first moved into her apartment we all piled into the car with her mattress strapped onto the top of it but one of the cords came loose and so for an hour from brampton to oakville we drove with the corner of her bed vibrating against the metal of the car and emitting this ungodly farting sound across highways and through densely populated neighborhood streets spectators...
2 tags
dexlessops asked: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Watchwherelightexists:
toastandpamphlets:
trackerjackin:
aishaneko:
narglefighter:
especiallygoodfinder:
GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.
WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.
YAY ITS BACK
THIS SHITS ME UP EVERY TIME
how I tell stories
me: and then she was like
me: and im like
me: but then shes like
me: then theyre like
me: so i was like
me: yeah like
me: i know like
me: ye
5 tags
....Nyles. really Nyles.
Sam is throwing up. and then Nyles is just ".... *pats his head a bit* ...."
wow |D
*thwaps Nyles*
oh god. //laughing inappropriately now
morning sickness |D
//shot
pfffft
i just dont even
|D
Sam's pregnant!
here comes Alice |D
The awkward moment when Benedict Cumberbatch calls...
alexjeee:
sunshinetinauk:
masterchiefn asked: When it comes to food, what is your favorite texture?
Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
mandarinorangetan:
Oh god this is so sad, look at my pathetic attempt at writing an essay. I probably have a lot of typos, I can’t even tell using Notepad. hahaha. *dies* And Zany, you girl, don’t go nitpicking my words.
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//resisting urge to correct typos
If you don't reblog this, then you hate Harry...
meow-and-laugh:
jessthepotato:
itsbleeding-insideme:
I’m obligated as a resident of Earth
FOREVER REBLOG
well, can’t have people think I hate Harry Potter now can I?
I’m sorry, but my existence obligates me to reblog this. :/
FOREVER REBLOG
Who wouldn’t reblog this?
I just had to reblog after I had. Sorry. DEAL WITH...
